These People Got Some Nerve Calling This Dog Beer A Dog Beer

Posted: November 10 @ 5:00pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[HP]  If ever there was an achievement that deserved a toast, a beer for dogs would certainly be it. And the makers of Bowser Beer, a brand brewed specifically for pooches, have double the cause to enjoy a little hair of the dog: Their achievement has been officially as honored as the first beer for dogs by World Records Academy, an online database of offbeat achievements. Bowser Beer, which unlike human beer has no hops, no carbonation and no alcohol, has been around since 2007, but the honor still gives spokeswoman Jenny Brown a reason to hoist a glass in celebration — even as she’s trying to comprehend the complete magnitude of having official recognition for making the first beer specifically for dogs. The concept of a beer brewed for dogs sounds potentially dangerous since hops, alcohol and carbonation are all bad for canine tummies, but Brown insists her pooch pilsners and labrador lagers are safe for dogs and their owners. “Hops are toxic, so our beer is flavored with a sweet malt barley,” she said. “It’s human grade, which is good because some people drink it by accident.” Although Brown makes sure to inform potential customers that her hound hooch won’t get schnauzers soused, she admits some people are disappointed by that. “Some people say, ‘Oh, I’d like to get my dog drunk,’ and I say, ‘But who’s going to walk you home?'” she said. “There was one guy who told me, ‘My dog prefers double malt scotch to single,’ and I thought, ‘How sad that he knows the difference.'”

So if I’m understanding this correctly, it’s a beer for dogs that won’t get them a buzz?  I mean if you’re gonna label something the “first beer for dogs” that leads me to believe you’ve discovered a beverage that doesn’t taste all that bad & can put a goofy smile on your pooch’s face as he or she trots all cross-pawed bumping into walls and shit.  Has him whipping out his red rocket and throwing it in the first female canine he sees that’s lapped up just a bit more Bowser Beer than the bitch can handle.  Maybe send a chihuahua who’s had a long week running up and barking all sorts of shit to a pitbull who’s trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for being hammered but is about to snack on his head like a Snausage.  All this without the worry of hops, alcohol & carbonation.  THAT would be a true doggy brew.  But no.  Instead, Bowser beer is getting all the accolades for being something that’s already existed forever.  Dogs have been swigging it for as long as they’ve existed.  Congratulations for a beverage that’s just like beer except nothing like beer.  Can’t wait to bring a sixer home to my boxers and have them look at me like, “Oh wow, thanks asshole – hey if you don’t want to give us beer that’s cool, but don’t lie and put the same old water in our bowls.”

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