Lawmaker Files Bill To Re-Legalize Dwarf Tossing In Bars

Posted: October 10 @ 5:00pm by scrody in Bolivian
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Look how happy that little fucker is!

[NBC]  A Florida lawmaker has filed a bill that would repeal a state law prohibiting dwarf tossing in bars. Rep. Ritch Workman of Melbourne filed House Bill 4063 on Monday. “To me it’s an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, ‘We don’t like that activity,'”  Workman told the Florida Current. “Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people.” The cringe-inducing activity was outlawed in 1989, when national controversy over dwarf tossing prompted the Legislature to ban it in bars for safety reasons, the Current reports. House Bill 4063 would repeal Florida Statute 561.665, which bans establishments who sell alcohol from activities “involving exploitation endangering the health, safety, and welfare of any person with dwarfism.” While at least one previous lawsuit filed by a little person sought to repeal the law for employment reasons, others including the president of Little People of America are opposed to the new bill. “In general, if HB 4063 does threaten to undo the protection afforded people of short stature against dwarf tossing, we are concerned, and we would be against legislation,” said Gary Arnold to the Current. “The ban on dwarf tossing protects the entire dwarf community.” Under the current statute, the state can fine or suspend the liquor license of bars that host dwarf tossing.

What? Is this for real? Midget tossing is really banned? How is this protecting dwarves? It’s not like they’re being raised in kennels and bred to be tossed. Maybe fed only fatty foods so their center of gravity is just right. Or starved so they can really get launched. Are they drowned in a river if they don’t perform? Or electrocuted or hung from a tree or something? Is there some sort of dwarf slavery ring where child dwarves are sold into a secret underground tossing society? Pardon me for being naive with all of this, but I just can’t figure out why it’s good for these munchkins to be denied the right to work just because other people are offended by it. It’s not like there were dwarf protests, right? It’s just a bunch of whiny homos that think this is mean to the poor little buggers. If a bunch of little people want to get wasted and tossed around for a couple of bucks, why the fuck not let them?

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