Amish Dude Arrested For Sending Dick Pics To Kiddies

Posted: June 24 @ 11:00am by keystoned in Bolivian

[WIVB]  A 21-year-old Amish man is facing charges after he allegedly confessed to sending video messages, naked pictures and lewd text messages to a 12-year-old girl. “I was sickened,” the mother of the alleged victim told 24 Hour News 8’s Brad Edwards. “I was sickened that somebody was sending this stuff to a child.” She alarmed Connersville Police that her daughter got a strange text message from an unknown number. The girl gave her mother the phone who then continued to text the man. Police say the man then identified himself as a 21-year-old Amish man and asked the girl for pictures and tried to set up a rendez-vous so the two could have sex. That’s when the mom turned the phone over to police. Detectives discovered more that 600 messages had been exchanged between the two. Connersville Police and Fayette County Sheriff’s Deputies formulated a plan for the man to meet an undercover officer. Officers set up their operation in Milroy and the undercover officer continued to text the man. Then, around 10 p.m. last Wednesday, the suspect arrived in a one horse carriage as he said he would. Police identified the suspect as 21-year-old Willard Yoder. Officers say he confessed in a video taped interview. Yoder is charged with child solicitation. “We have always discussed with our kids that they can come to us with anything and she did that,” said the mother. “She [the daughter] is the hero in all of this.”

This kind of shit doesn’t even surprised me. I was more shocked when I found out Lady Gaga had a cock than I am of a 21-year old Amish guy snapping shots of his tiny throbber. Someone needs to tell Captain Standish here that in real America, you don’t do that kind of shit.  I don’t care if these crazies are pounding ass behind the barn they just raised, but when they leave their electricity-free fairy tales and enter the real world, you’re not supposed to be sending pics of your junk. I think it’s weird enough to hear broads bitch about how some drunk hookup of theirs is texting them photos of their bathtub eels, why would you do that? I’m uncomfortable with sending a picture of my python to chicks and I could choke a small horse with it. But the big question that needs to be answered is how the fuck did this Amish guy have a cell phone? He must have sneaked off the plantation, hopped into the nearest 7-11 and bought himself on of those Virgin Mobile or Net10 phones and probably tried to haggle with the clerk to trade him 2 sheep and a wood stove for it. So where did he meet this 12 year old girl? It’s not like he picked her up while he was picking up his little sister from school, he probably found her at that 7/11: popped a stiffy watching her pour her slushy and decided to exchange digits. Before you know it, they’re texting each other 200 times a day and he breaks the iceberg and sends her a pic of him tugging his junk. Guy probably had hairy balls too. They should just send him back to the farm and let his followers take care of him; tie him to a horse-drawn carriage James Byrd Jr. style by his balls.

PS – don’t all the Amish make those fucking electric heaters?

  1. Cracker says:

    C’mon keystoned, these fuckers don’t abide the same rules that govern the rest of us. They answer to a higher power.

    And God said “Lo if there is grass on the field, thou can play ball.”

  2. Anonymous says:

    You mean those Amish stoves that are made in China?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s