[Daily Mail] An elementary school teacher who admitted having sexual relations with students has escaped prison after prosecutors declined to bring charges against her. Kristle Vandever, 44, resigned two years ago after the allegations first emerged – but she has only just had her teaching licence revoked. Shortly after quitting, the 21-year veteran wrote an email admitting: ‘I just can’t help wanting these hot young boys… and they want me.’ She also appeared to imply that she could have faced legal action if her victims had spoken up as she wrote, ‘no witnesses coming forward’. Vandever taught English as a second language at McNary Heights Elementary School in Oregon. After an investigation into allegations she had had sex with students was launched in early 2010, she resigned from the school in May 2010. Just weeks after her resignation, she sent an email from her work account saying: ‘No jail for me and that is only because of luck… no witnesses coming forward. He said he was of legal age, but he lied. I just can’t help wanting these hot young boys… and they want me. Who am I to spoil a young man’s fantasy. Damn.‘ However, after a lengthy police investigation, the local District Attorney declined to file criminal charges against Vandever. She had performed oral sex on ‘one or more’ students in her car, as well as giving students alcohol. It also found that video of Vandever engaged in sexual activity with a boy was filmed on a cell phone and passed round other students.
I always wonder why female teachers fuck their students instead of just going to a bar or whatever to get plowed by a grown man. Not this time. An ESL teacher makes sense. Kristie’s got a bunch of spanish kids strutting their youthful boners & latin love-making skills right in her face. Enrique and Pablo and Miguel just speaking a language of love in the classroom while Ms. Vandever soaks her panties with every roll of the R. If you’re a middle-aged white broad with a soft spot for Antonio Banderas in Desperado, then teaching ESL is like a kid in a candy store. And spanish dudes fuck everything, so it’s guaranteed dick. These aren’t your average American pussies who end up blowing up their teacher’s spot. Nope. Hey blanquita, you want to pour Cuervo down my throat while I blow a batch down yours AND let me make an iMovie out of it? Then you can count on me to quiete la boca. Everybody wins.