[TMZ] Stevie Wonder has just filed for divorce … TMZ has learned. In the divorce docs obtained by TMZ, the music icon cites irreconcilable differences. According to the papers, Wonder has been separated from wife Kai Millard Morrissince October 2009. Wonder filed the divorce papers using his legal name, Stevland Morris, and signed with two fingerprints. In the docs, filed by disso-queen Laura Wasser, Wonder asks for joint custody of the couple’s two boys, ages 10 and 7. In the docs, Wonder agrees to pay both spousal and child support. Although Wonder amassed his fortune long before he tied the knot with Kai back in 2001, some assets will be split … though the papers indicate the amount has yet to be determined.
If you’re wondering how much you have to suck as a woman to have a 62 year-old multi-millionaire who can’t even get a peek divorce your ass, the answer is simple. Stevie can still hear. Maybe Kai could pull some shit on game night. Tell Stevie he landed on her hoteled Boardwalk for the 17th consecutive roll or lay down WJGHSALU on the Scrabble board & say she spelled RETINAS for 50 bonus points. Maybe she can ride a background musician’s dick right next to him and say she’s on the treadmill. What she can’t do, though, is shut the fuck up. So let this be a lesson to all you bitches out there. As the old adage goes, it doesn’t matter what you look like. Even the hottest chick in the world, or in this case the imagination, has a dude that’s sick of her crap. Stevie Wonder’s a god damn musical genius and even he signs off on it…kinda.