What are the odds their next prank is on a smaller, paler person?
Anyone who says Samuel L. overreacted is an idiot. “Oh, this dude can’t take a joke”. Fuck you. Getting pranked is pretty emasculating if you think about it. That means whoever is planning the stunt picked you out as an easy mark. You don’t know me, motherfucker. You don’t know what kinda day I’ve been having right before you REALLY sold the fact that you laid a bomb at my feet. So I’m sorry that I’m not sorry for flipping my shit and trying to rip your Russian head off. Guess I should laugh & give you a chest bump for just kidding about murdering me.