Fuckin’ nailed it. Skinny jeans are ridiculous. That little baby strolling around couldn’t even fit in those things, let alone this kid’s sister. So I got no problem with pops proclaiming on World Star his 16 year-old son’s nuts hurt because he’s wearing midget pants. Of course they hurt. It’s like wearing pants made from some sort of spandex & concrete combination making you walk like Frankenstein. How do you even put them on? Are they regular jeans that come with some vacuum-sealing apparatus to suck every last molecule of space out? And at 16, you’re running out of time to save your kid from himself. Drastic times call for drastic measures, and in a few years he’s gonna thank his father for this. These being ‘fashionable’ is insane…but I guess it’s just the cycle of cool. Nothing ever stays the same. I swear on anything & everything there will be a time when yoga pants make the transition to dudes and, if I’m still alive to see it, I won’t be alive for long.