Check Out This Chick Just Fucking Off The Pounds

Posted: July 10 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[Daily Mail]  After divorcing her husband three years ago, Pauline Potter – already a whopping 644 lbs – piled on so much extra weight that she became the heaviest woman in the world. But at a staggering 700 lbs, her ex-husband Alex (a svelte 154), couldn’t resist her and set out to win her back and reignite their sex life. The couple now have marathon sex sessions of up to seven times in one day and Pauline maintains that the ‘sexercise’ is what’s keeping her slim. The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed 14 pounds each month by sweating off the calories. ‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine. Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions. And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom. The 47-year-old, who as a 19-year-old son Dillion from a previous marriage, met Alex in 2002 online and they married three years later. After their marriage hit the rocks, the daycare centre worker moved to California in 2008 with Dillion and that is when she hit rock bottom and her weight spiraled out of control. Gorging on 10,000 calories each day, Pauline was so fat that her son had to accompany her to the toilet. The drive behind her weight loss desires came last September when, at a whopping 728 pounds, she was crowned World’s Fattest Woman. In July she made a dramatic move and entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records to shame herself into dieting. It was when Alex saw she had clinched the Guinness World Record for her enormous size, that he rushed to move back in with his former partner in Sacramento, California. She is now motivated to reach her target weight of 532 pounds in order to become mobile enough to move in with Alex, who currently lives in Arizona. She told Closer: ‘I still eat Big Macs, but I’ll choose between fries or nuggets. I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker!’

You know what the most interesting part of this story is?  There’s not a single quote from Alex.  No pictures with the two together or anything.  Why?  Well, it’s simple really.  Fucking the fat chick is always supposed to be a secret, that’s why.  I mean holy crap, talk about blowing up a guy’s spot. Dude was taking monthly flights to dole out charity jams to his 700-pound ex-wife and this is how he’s repaid?  Put on blast?  Well I hope you enjoyed it, Pauline, because this shit is dunzo.  To everyone who knew him in Arizona, these were ‘business trips’ or ‘training seminars’ in Cali.  Not 4 day bang sessions with the Guinness World Record Book’s fattest pig.  Alex was at the Days Inn on the company dime, not immersed in Pauline’s gunt blubber & flour poking whatever moist crevice his pecker could find.

You think for a second the dude who left you to take shits with your 19 year-old son wanted his chubby-chasing return to be public knowledge?  I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s gotta move now.  Got his friends, neighbors, co-workers all up in his ear with fat jokes.  Whenever Alex walks into his favorite bar, the bartender flips on Nat Geo’s ‘Whale Week’ as everyone points & laughs.  This is the problem with tubby broads.  They’ll just never understand that, just because you got a guy pounding off your pounds, it doesn’t mean you’re any less of an embarrassment.  You’re still disgusting.  No need for the confidence boost & shouting your sex regiment from the highest mountaintops.  Just keep your mouth shut or you’ll be going back to eating both fries AND nuggets with your Big Macs again.  By yourself.

P.S. Now that I think about it, it’s highly possible Alex is in that pic somewhere…

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  1. Fatso Fantastic says:

    Ooohh yeah, daddy like! Just thinking about stuffing fries and nuggets into her pie-hole during marathon fuck-fests makes me all tingly inside. But what is this radiantly rotund woman doing with Anorexic Alex over there? That shit is worse than any interracial couple in my opinion! She needs to ditch that size-zero and get with a plus-sized hero.

    PS – Best day of blogging in a while. Cookies, fat athletes and this gigantic goddess…610 you might be a weight bigot but you sure know how to cater to us in the fat fuck community.

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