Listen, I don’t know why this guy is wandering the streets at night with his dick swinging all willy-nilly. I don’t know where he learned his ninja skills. What I do know is, when trying to subdue a perp who’s clearly out of his mind, do not direct your taser at his taint. Seriously, there’s nothing I can think of more invigorating than 50,000 volts running rampant around my ball bag & asshole. I don’t mean that in a good way, I just mean that if I’m ever fighting with 3 police officers in my birthday suit about to be cuffed, the only way I could ever possibly turn the tides to rock a fat cop in the grill then reverse-tumble-salt my way down the block is if you electrocute my taint. Only a stupid chick cop wouldn’t know that.
Full 5-minute video here…
