Oh, That’s Weird. . .A Clown Got Busted For Kiddie Porn

Posted: June 22 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[Daily News]  A 47-year-old professional clown was found with a large cache of child pornography on computer equipment in his Arkansas home, police said. Thomas Harold Morgan – who goes by “Sondance the Clown” – was arrested Wednesday after cops noticed someone downloading child pornography over a file-sharing network. They allegedly traced it to an Internet service provider belonging to the suspect. Police said they then obtained a search warrant for Morgan’s home. “There was enough material on there that it would take (investigators) at least two or three weeks to go through all of it — so there’s a lot of images,” Fort Smith, Ark., Police Cpl. Steven Dooly told 5NEWS. Morgan wasn’t dressed as a clown when he was arrested, Dooly added. Police charged Morgan with distributing, possessing, or viewing child porn, and he was being held without bond, 5NEWS reported. On his “Sondance the Clown” website, Morgan wears oversized shoes, white makeup and an orange wig. He writes that he has spent 20 years “perfecting my craft.” “My educational background is in childhood development, so I know how to interact with kids (and I’m pretty good with adults, too),” he also wrote. He offers his services at parties and restaurants. Beverly Engle, executive director of the Children’s Advocacy Center of Benton County, told 5NEWS that people who like viewing child porn would also be attracted to events involving kids. “Those individuals seek out to be [in those situations] because there’s children,” Engle said. She added that parents should be mindful, even around people who claim to be child experts.

Well it’s obvious why Beverly Engle is the executive director of the Children’s Advocacy Center. Pedophiles like being around kids.  Who knew?  You mean the middle-aged dude dressing up in clown make-up talking in a kiddie voice begging brats to squeeze his big, red swollen nose and, in turn, spritzing little faces with his bukkake flower ALSO beats off to child porn?  About time someone connected the dots.  But, at the risk of sounding crude, isn’t this exactly the type of guy you want at your kid’s birthday party?  Think about it.

When you’re at the bar or wherever trying to pick up chicks, you’re the nicest motherfucker in the world.  Opening doors, pulling out chairs, buying drinks and making yourself look like an absolute douche just to put a smile on her face.  Dignity completely out the window for her amusement.  Doesn’t matter how annoying she is.  Who cares if she spilled a drink in your lap?  Just laugh it off and keep charming the shit outta her until the panties drop.  So you know when Sondance the Clown comes over to entertain a fresh crop of kindergarteners, he’s pulling out all the stops because he’s trying to make the Underoos drop.  Stilts, balloon animals, unicycles – all with max effort and a genuine a Kool-Aid smile.  Not some drunk, miserable dude with a 5 o’clock shadow who hates his life and keeps trying to fuck the moms.  Timmy can puke right in Sondance’s clown mouth from too much birthday cake and he’ll simply turn it into part of his act, leaving his adolescent audience in stitches.  “Sondance, you’re my favorite!  I wish we could party every day!”  Like fishing with dynamite.  Just don’t let your son or daughter show him where the bathroom is and you’re throwing the greatest kiddie party ever.

About these ads

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s