3 College Chicks Strip & Splash In A Public Fountain, Get Their Clothes Stolen & Buttcheeks Palmed

Posted: June 11 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

[Diamondback Online]  Three female students reported they had their property stolen on the McKeldin Mall last night by a group of 10 people, one of whom allegedly grabbed the buttocks of one of the students, police said. University Police spokesman Capt. Marc Limansky said the three students had stripped to their underwear and were swimming in the ODK fountain around midnight when a group of people described as eight black males and two black females stole their clothing and property from alongside the fountain. One of the students said a man grabbed her buttocks before she realized anyone had approached them, Limansky said. The group allegedly fled and left a trail of the stolen property ending around the Mowatt Lane Garage, according to a University Police crime alert sent around 3:30 a.m. Limansky said the students, ages 19 to 22, who all live in different areas of the campus, each separately reported the incident to police around 12:35 a.m. On their way home, they recovered some pieces of property and police and staff continued to search and found most of the remaining items. Limansky said he urges students to avoid situations where they can easily fall victim to theft and assault, adding the students had been drinking.

So a trio of drunk coeds decided it was as good a time as any to basically get naked & hop in a fountain at midnight for Scissorfest 2012 and are whining about a rogue cheek grab?  Come on.  I’m not saying squeezing unsuspecting butts is a 0 on the “This Is Wrong” scale, but being a college slut is a dangerous game.  It’s similar to being famous.  Just like a celebrity can’t pick and choose the publicity they get, college sluts don’t only enjoy the free drinks & popularity.  There’s another side to it.  Sometimes you pass out at a party and wake up with 6 loads sealing every crevice of your face closed.  Other times you and your 2 gal pals are playing a naked game of damp grab-ass when a few ninjas want to play too.  It’s not all glory, sluts.  You know that.

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