[Tampa Bay] Doyle Hardwick found himself back at the Land O’Lakes jail this week, this time for 60 days, all because he wanted to check his Facebook page in peace. The trouble began brewing the evening of Sept. 24, as Hardwick plied his wife with beer, hoping she would go to bed. She drank. And drank. But didn’t feel like going to sleep. So he called 911. Caller (CLR) “says him and his wife are sitting next to each other,” the 911 transcript reads. “CLR is upset because she won’t go to bed. Now they are bickering about who has been drinking. CLR has had 4 beers. Wife has had 8 beers. … CLR is upset because she wouldn’t let him look at Facebook peacefully.” His wife, Julie Hardwick, 54, waited for the deputy outside the mobile home at 27022 Dayflower Blvd. in the Angus Valley area of Wesley Chapel. Doyle Hardwick, 57, was still on the phone with 911 when the deputy walked in. The house was in order and the Hardwicks were calm. Both smelled of alcohol, the report says. The deputy asked the husband to step outside and talk with him. Doyle Hardwick said he “called 911 because he was upset about his wife sitting next to him and not going to sleep after he gave her beers to go to sleep,” the deputy wrote. “His wife was supposed to go to sleep after he gave her the beers because that was their agreement. He wanted me to make his wife not sit next to him and go to bed like she was supposed to.”
See this is the beef I have with 911. It’s emergency response, not emergency prevention. Puts my man Doyle here between a rock and a hard place, because apparently he was going to jail either way. Call 911 and tell them, “Listen, my cunt wife is reneging on our verbal agreement and is all up in my shit while I’m flipping through my niece’s Spring Break ’12 album on Facebook. Can you guys swing by and tell her to go to bed like she’s supposed to before I put her to sleep myself?” What? No emergency has occurred? Clink time for you, pal. Or, call them and say, “Listen, my cunt wife is reneging on our verbal agreement and is all up in my shit while I’m flipping through my niece’s Spring Break ’12 album on Facebook. So I elbowed her in the nose & she fell backwards in her chair. She’s drunk and pissed, so can you guys swing by and help a brother out?” Boom – domestic violence rap. Typical chick move here, right along with the “get your boyfriend stabbed” act. Just keep being an obnoxious, stubborn liar while your husband reasonably requests you abide by the rules set forth in your prior agreement so he can pedo it up in peace. Right or wrong don’t matter when the fuzz arrives.