[MyFoxBoston] Kevin Hogan is an English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school, but he brings some unusual experience to the job: until recently, he was starring in pornographic movies. Hogan has worked at the Mystic Valley Regional Charter School in Malden since September. In addition to his coaching and teaching duties, he also chairs the high school’s English department. But he can also be found on the Internet and in adult entertainment stores under his screen name: Hytch Cawke. His movie credits include “Fetish World” and “Just Gone Gay 8,” and FOX Undercover found his third movie, whose title is not fit to reveal in a family news outlet, in a local adult store. It features him answering an ad to have sex for money. Now Hogan will have to answer to his school, which placed him on paid leave while they conduct their own investigation. It’s not the kind of news the school is used to. Just this year, Newsweek magazine named Mystic Valley one of the best high schools in the country and fourth best public high school in Massachusetts.
First of all, “Hytch Cawke” is a pretty solid porn name considering how many others have already been taken. Anyway, it’s pretty crazy to see people up in arms over shit like this. I mean would Mystic Valley Regional Charter School rank any higher if Kevin Hogan wasn’t getting his starfish smashed in Fetish World? A gay porn star can’t also master English and crew? Christ, crew might be gayer than a feature role in the Just Gone Gay series. We’ve already established that a whore actress isn’t allowed to read to elementary school kids, so I guess it was only a matter of time for a homo to step up & get berated for doing something on camera that all these complaining parents had to do to become parents in the first place.
I know fruits can’t procreate, I mean sex in general. He’s not priesting Sandusky-ing Bernie Fine-ing your children (I hope). Writing a report on Hytch Cawke’s cinematic performance has never been an assignment (I think). So what’s the big deal? The more pressing issue is, who’s the fag beating off to Mr. Cawke with a ball gag down his throat & beads up his brown eye that said, “Wait…is that Mr. Hogan from the English department? Disgusting! Sick! I gotta alert the board immediately! Right after I blow this wad I’m making some calls…” The guy not only obviously performed his teaching & coaching duties well, he kept his private life private – just like every other teacher does. Sure, maybe they’re all not porn stars but I’d be willing to bet there are some skeletons in all their closets. No school employee has ever had a one-night stand? Never puffed a joint? Smacked their wife or kid? Cheated? Dropped an N-bomb? Rooted for the Jets? Hypocrites. Just cut to the chase and say, “I don’t want a pillow biter teaching my kids.” At least that’d be honest.
P.S. – If I were Hytch I’d have raped that reporter’s esophagus first, then said “Happy Thanksgiving”. What a douche.
