Dude’s Dog Shoots Him In The Ass While Hunting

Posted: December 1 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[KSL]  It wasn’t his dog’s bark or bite that had a Brigham City man concerned, it was his aim. A man was recovering Wednesday after being shot over the weekend by his dog. A 46-year-old Brigham City man and a friend were duck hunting Sunday about 8:30 a.m. on the north end of the Great Salt Lake near the bird refuge, about 10 miles west of Brigham City. The two had their canoe-like boat in a shallow marsh area when the man got out of the boat to either set up or collect decoys. He laid his 12-gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat, said Box Elder County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Kevin Potter. After the man got out of the boat, a dog inside the vessel jumped up on the bow and stepped on the gun. The gun fired and shot the man in the buttocks. Medical crews later removed 27 pellets of birdshot. “(The dog) did something to make the gun discharge,” Potter said. “I don’t know if the safety device was on. It’s not impossible the dog could have taken it off safety.” The men called 911 and walked to the main road to wait for emergency crews. The fact the man was wearing waders likely helped prevent a more serious injury, Potter said. The gun was fired from approximately 10 feet away, he said. Potter did not have information on the type of dog that stepped on the shotgun. Even though the two were duck hunting near a bird refuge, Potter said it was legal.

Sucks, right man?  Getting shot in the butt cheek for no fucking reason when you least expect it?  I’m gonna venture to guess those ducks feel the same way.  So kudos to this dog for busting a cap off on behalf of the animal kingdom.  I’m no PETA freak, just stating the facts.  If you want to go hunt, then go hunt. I’ll eat the shit out of some venison.  Just don’t get all bent out of shape when a bear eats your face or your dog fires birdshot pellets up your colon.  You got no one to blame but yourself. Maybe this dude was right after all.  After simply watching his owner firing away time and time again, he picked up on how to do it himself.  Kinda hard to believe this pooch ‘accidentally’ flipped the safety off & haphazardly aimed right for the ass.  A bullet to the derriere isn’t a killshot, that’s to send a message.  Dude probably smacked him for eating something off the table.  “Lay another hand on me and that birdshot will bury itself 2 feet higher, motherfucker.”

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