Slut In Bikini Seeking More Attention To Find Her Missing Dog Now Has A Stalker

Posted: November 29 @ 5:00pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[NBC]  Over the past three days, you may have seen her at a busy intersection in University City, however, on Friday, she said she was putting away her bikini, at least for now. Arlene Corona’s beloved Chihuahua named “Chispita” went missing more than a week ago and so she decided to put up flyers along La Jolla Village drive where the dog was last seen. However, when no one responded to her pleas for help, Corona decided to attract more attention by holding a sign and wearing a bikini at the intersection of Genesse and La Jolla Village. “My heart is just to not [going to] give up hope,” said Corona. “I’m stressed out and I’m depressed but I just feel like somebody is going to return her, you know?” On Friday morning, Corona received a ray of hope after getting an email from a man who identified himself as Merl. “He was telling me it was really late, I can’t speak on the phone right now [but] my daughter has your dog and I’m so sorry my daughter has just been so afraid to return it,” Corona said. In the end, the man didn’t want reward money for his help in returning the dog. According to Corona the man wanted sexual favors. She added that he sent her a picture of a Chihuahua, along with a picture of his genitals. “I was like oh my god this is so scary, I was like shaking, and I was like maybe he really does have my dog, or maybe he’s just a creep,” Corona said. Corona realized the picture wasn’t her dog, so she said she decided to ignore the man. Sometime later she received a text from a different number from someone claiming a neighbor was beating Chispita. Corona was about to meet the “texter” in Mira Mesa until she called his number. This information didn’t lead anywhere either since the voicemail turned out to be from the same person claiming to be Merl. For now, Corona says she’s afraid her bikini publicity stunt may have led to a potentially dangerous situation, “Its just turned into something that I didn’t think it would.”

Listen, I’m not gonna sit here and flat-out condone stalking, harassment, rape, etc.  I’m relatively certain acts such as those are wrong regardless of the circumstances.  Louis CK once said “you should never rape someone unless you want to cum inside them but they won’t let you”, but he sounded like he was joking.  Still, sluts, you gotta take responsibility sometimes and cut the helpless victim bullshit.  When you’re strutting around town with a Miracle Bra & a tight v-neck down to the tips of your areola, I understand you’re most likely not doing it because going another minute without a face between your funbags will kill you.  Unfortunately for you, though, that’s the ONLY attention your tits are gonna get from the opposite sex – and that might be better than the ‘what a whore’ attention you’ll get from other broads.  This isn’t news to you either.  You’ve bribed your husband/boyfriend/fuck buddy with that same ass you squeezed into those skin-tight yoga pants you got painted on with no panty line.  So what makes you think strangers would react to your goods any differently?

Arlene, I respect your effort here.  You want to find your dog, I get it.  You decided to enlist the help of every red-dicked heterosexual male around University City by flashing your camel toe at a busy intersection – that’ll certainly bring attention to your cause.  But why?  Not because anyone gives a flying fuck about reuniting you & Chispita.  You’re basically telling everyone, “Hey big boy…like what you see?  Help me find my missing dog & maybe I’ll let you bury your bone.”  So don’t act all scared, creeped out & surprised that your little bikini bribe all of a sudden turned into Merl sexting you a pic of your Chihuahua & his weiner.  Quite frankly, the fact that you’re not 10 loads deep in the quest for your pooch speaks volumes for your level of commitment.  I know if my dogs were missing, I’d be a pincushion for dicks quicker than you could say ‘Snausages’ if it meant getting them back.

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  1. Sir Cracker of Whale's Vagina says:

    *True story* I saw this exact chick in her bikini holding a sign on my way to work the other day. Had no idea she was looking for her lost dog. I mean, driving past her you only have 2 maybe 3 seconds to look and in my case, it was only long enough to get an eyeful of hot, latina tits and ass. Wasn’t going to waste the opportunity by reading a fucking sign instead. Some women just don’t seem to understand that logic, and thank god for that.

  2. arlene corona says:

    well i found her! so i could carless about all the boners i caused. i know how men are and obviously knew they were going to be perverts. i wasnt bothered that this man was texting me and sending me nudes i was scared because he kept contacting me from different numbers trying to meet me in different places saying he as my dog. Either way i raised the awareness i needed and got my dog back. thats all that matters. By the way Im a full time student with a full time job and ive had the same boyfriend for 4 years and hes been my only boyfriend. I dont have time to be a slut and i wasnt raised here so im not like the other sluts that at my age have had multiple partners. I just had the balls to do this to get my dog back. :)

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