Crack Whore Gets Busted Offering Oral To An Undercover Cop

Posted: November 1 @ 5:00pm by scrody in Bolivian
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[nwf] FORT WALTON BEACH — A woman who flagged down an undercover officer and then offered oral sex was arrested. The officer was driving down Lovejoy Road around 8 p.m. when the 45-year-old woman motioned for the officer to stop, according to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department arrest report. Once the officer had stopped, the Janet F. Overdurf said she would provide oral sex for $25. The two then negotiated the price down to $17 before the officer arrested Overdurf for prostitution. When searching Overdurf before placing her in the patrol car, the officer found a crack pipe in Overdurf’s “crotch area.” Overdurf, who has at least two prior arrests for prostitution, said she used the pipe daily to smoke crack cocaine. She was subsequently charged for possession of drug paraphernalia in addition to prostitution.

First off, I wouldn’t want this wildebeest within 50 yards of my dick if she was paying me the $17. I don’t know what the hooker market is like in Fort Walton Beach but it looks like they could use some help. With that out of the way, this whore has nobody to blame but herself here. If she had any pride in her craft, like a true professional, she wouldn’t have taken this cheap bastards ridiculous offer of 17 imaginary bucks. She would have laughed in his face and moved on to some real clientele. Everyone knows a solid hummer is going to cost you at least 25 bucks. 50 if you want some scrotum action, 75 if you like a pinky – well, never mind about that. The mere fact that this John was unaware of market rates should have set off red flags in the first place. Point is, undercutting the market rate is always bad for business. It may get you some business in the short term, but eventually it’s going to end up getting you busted for prostitution and concealing a crack pipe in your snatch.

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