There’s The Mile-High Club, Then There’s Fucking While Skydiving. . .Very NSFW Alert!

Posted: October 14 @ 12:30pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[KGET]  With a Katie Perry pop song blaring in the background, the video was posted on the age-protected blog of Alex Torres, a porn star who also moonlighted on weekends as an instructor at Skydive Taft. Torres, who goes by the nickname Voodoo, abruptly removed the video Monday as a Taft Police investigation began to unfold. “I didn’t know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff,” says Dave Chrouch, owner skydive taft. The video shows Torres and Hope Howell, a receptionist at the Skydive School having sex in a plane before jumping out in tandem and continuing the act mid-air. Chrouch says the video was a stunt Torres put together to get the attention of Howard Stern. Lieutenant Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department was over at the school Monday investigating and says there are no criminal charges pending. He says everyone in the video was of age. And since no one complained about witnessing the dive, he says there are no public nudity charges to be had either. “One teenage boy saw it, was upset at the girl in the video, and took it and posted it to all of his friends.” A spokesman with the Federal Aviation Administration says there is no explicit policy on sexual conduct on private planes. But Ian Gregor says any activity that could affect a pilot’s ability to concentrate on flying or cause the pilot to be jostled could constitute a violation of federal aviation regulations. At one point in the video the couple is shown seated in a jump seat right next to the pilot. Chrouch says he has fired Torres but will decide what will happen to Howell after talking to her about the video.

First of all, kudos to owner Dave Crouch.  He fires Torres immediately but decides to hold off on canning Hope until after they have a convo about the amateur porn she starred in with the dude he just booted.  Yep.  You should definitely ‘discuss’ her aerial sex tape.  And by ‘discuss’ I mean find out if she’s willing to fuck you all over the office before deciding her fate.  Anyway, although it’s undoubtedly awesome to say you banged while plummeting 10,000 feet, I can’t help but think they’d both say it’s overrated.  Kinda like laying the pipe in a pool or jacuzzi.  Under water penetration is more of a pain in the ass than it is awesome.  And I’ve been skydiving a couple of times, so although I didn’t have my dick out nor was I attempting a thrusting motion, there’s no way you can do much else other than have your dong just chill out in her cooch like a sheath.  Think about it.  You think you can out-pump gravity? Try to pull out and the free-fall force is gonna say otherwise.  Not to mention the amount of air shooting up her snizz would dry that pussy up in an instant.  So yeah, cool story bro and thanks for the hits I’m gonna get for running it – but I’ll keep my sex in a vertically-stable environment.

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Comments
  1. im sorry but this is a fake. they mioght be screwing in the plane, but thees a spot in mid air where it froze and i could see he wasnt nailing her. you couldnt even see his dick.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Where is the video?

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