[Daily Mail] Police investigating a spate of ‘ritualistic’ kidnappings and sex attacks on male hitchhikers have arrested three women. Detectives in Gweru, Zimbabwe, seized 33 used condoms from a suspect vehicle following reports of attacks on men seeking lifts in the town, as well as Harare and Mashonaland West. Reports in Zimbabwe have described the alarming trend of male hitchhikers being offered lifts, but then being drugged and driven to secluded spots by female attackers. The men are then forced into sex with the women, sometimes unprotected and at gunpoint, before the female rapists collect their semen and dump victims by the roadside. According to the NewZimbabwe.com, three women have been arrested after police found 33 condoms in a vehicle in Lower Gweru last Sunday. Midlands police chief Senior Assistant Commissioner Charles Makono said the women came under suspicion after asking officers if they could retrieve the bag of condoms from their car, which had just been involved in an accident. The three women, named as Rosemary Chakwizira, 24, Sophie Nhokwara, 26, and Netsai Nhokwara, 24, all from Mkoba 4, Gweru, were immediately arrested along with the male driver on suspicion of multiple counts of indecent assault. The driver also faces culpable homicide charges after the fatal accident in which a pedestrian was run over and killed. Harry Mohammed Misi told Zimbabwe’s Nehanda Radio: ‘We are shocked with what is happening in our society where men are now being sexually-abused by women. It seems now that tables have turned.’ ‘But how can they make a living through such acts? On this case, let the law take its course. ‘We used to drink with them at Uptown Nite Club and we didn’t know that they were behind such cases.’ Police are asking for victims to come forward to an identity parade to help identify their attackers.
Jesus. Take it easy, Lil’ Kim. You want some jizz, just ask. Hell, don’t ask – we don’t give a fuck. If your idea of a good time is to put cocks in situations where they have no choice but to squirt, so be it. We’re game. But there’s no reason for the drugs. Yeah we like to party, but if you’re gonna force a handy on us you don’t have to go about making us flunk random drug screenings at work & therefore having to tell our ladies why we got shit-canned. It’s common knowledge you got the illest pussy on the planet, so we’re all gonna look like liars when we say we tapped the Ill Na Na. And that’s before we explain how you kidnapped & roofied us because you just HAD to have our sperm:
“Baby I’m not an addict. I was stuck in the middle of nowhere when these 3 broads gave me a lift in their van. Before I knew it, I got clubbed in the head, took a syringe to the arm & fell victim to a rainbow party triumvirate. They just kept licking, tugging & sucking in unison until they caught my load in a condom and high-fived. I swear!”
No reason to put us in that position. We’re selfless individuals. Always here to help whenever there’s a female in dire need of a money shot. So stop being such cunts when accepting our donutions. OK? OK. Thank you.