How Many Cops Does It Take To Lift A Burning Car Off A Motorcyclist?

Posted: September 14 @ 9:30am by 610 in Bolivian
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Hey Officer Asshole pay attention.  You got a bunch of good samaritans risking their lives to save a stranger and you’re concerned about waving traffic by?  No, no, no, we got this – no need to jump in when the car is already sideways thanks in part to some 90 pound chick in yoga pants.  You know he saw what was about to happen too.  He peeked right and was like, “Fuck that looks heavy…no way…” before he walked past to make sure the imaginary cars didn’t drive directly into the ball of flames.  Then he realized there were 2 dozen people already lifting so he put his pinky on a lug nut as his contribution. What a hero.

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