Brush Your Fucking Teeth, Or They Will Take Your Car!

Posted: August 16 @ 2:00pm by Cracker in Bolivian
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[Emirates247]  A Kuwaiti police man shocked a driver and his own police centre when he issued a ticket impounding the driver’s vehicle for two months because he has a bad mouth smell, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The Arabic language daily Alanba published what it said was a copy of the ticket which stated the reason for the penalty as “foul smell of the mouth.”

“The driver was shocked but he admitted that his mouth smells,” the paper said. “Police sources said they were extremely surprised by the ticket but did not know what to do and whether the bad mouth smell warranted the seizure of the car for two months…they were also more shocked when they learned that the police man complained that he was harmed by the smell.”

I cannot even fathom how foul this guy’s breath must be. This Kuwaiti police officer probably used to be a soldier fighting the Iraqis, probably seen and smelled some things that would make ordinary people lose their lunch. Now if he says that Hamed Halitosis’ breath is so bad that it “harmed” him, well I gotta believe him. So, how do you get through to a guy like this and make him carry some damn Altoids? Well, if you are this officer, you just file a stink-mouth report and impound his car for 60 days. Should be plenty of time for this guy to buy a toothbrush and some gum.

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