Ok, let’s get something out of the way first. Leaving your kid in your car on a hot day while you go shopping in Kmart is one of the worst fucking things you can do as a parent. Anyone who loves their kid is going to shop at Target, at least. Maybe Kohls. With that out of the way, I don’t blame the squirting woman one bit. There are few things I hate in this world more than high-horse reporters that think they’re doing the whole world a favor. It’s so goddamn annoying. Listen, sweetie, this isn’t going to win you an Emmy or a Pulitzer or a Nobel Peace Prize or anything. You’re not saving any lives by your brave reporting. You’re just being an annoying cunt and driving ratings for your piece of shit, sensationalist news affiliate. You better believe that if you come knocking on my door for anything, I’m going to whip my hose out and spray you down as well. Lucky you don’t get waterboarded.
