First this exchange with Scrody that started with the mystery of people searching Coco Crisp’s afro like crazy and hitting our site when his puff was the rage 2 weeks ago:
610: People are all about Obama and Coco Crisp’s afro the past two days.
Scrody: I get Coco Crisp’s afro, but why so much attention to Obama?
610: No idea. I think we’re missing something. Oh and don’t tell Obama, but I meant to type ‘Bin Laden’ in my last email to you. Easy to get the two confused though, right?
Scrody: Wait, you meant to type “Bin Laden” but typed “Obama”? That’s a lot of coincidental typos.
610: Osama, Obama…whatever, get a normal name.
Scrody: That I could see… Osama/Obama is easy to fuck up. But Obama/Bin Laden is at least like, 10 typos.
He’s right. I didn’t mix up ‘Osama/Obama’, I mixed up ‘Bin Laden’ & ‘Obama’. Then this exchange took place later on at my office:
HR lady: “How was your weekend?”
Me: “Good, thanks, just a little tired from the past couple days.”
HR lady: “Oh yeah? What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I killed Obama and had to hurry back and make sure I wasn’t late to work this morning.”
HR lady: “You mean Bin Laden?”
Me: “Uh…yeah.” *left with my head down*
I’m a fucking retard, right? Jesus Christ…
**UPDATE**: If Geraldo (and apparently every professional news reporter in America) did it too, should I feel better or worse?