Don’t worry sweetheart. You’re probably not going to be asked to do that a whole lot anyway. Actually, you’re probably just wasting your time. You should just head to the pound and scoop up all the stray cats you can find and stuff them into your apartment. That would be much better practice for the life you’re heading for. Stop learning what to do with that icky penis thingy and start learning how to knit animal sweaters while watching The View.